Dear Taylor Swift,
I think its time we forgive Kanye for being a huge jackass (you probably already have) and thank him for being dumb and drunk enough to steal your spotlight. I think you’ve benefited from his faux pas because your star has risen, and this keeps you from breaking out with a totally ridiculous scandal. This keeps you from (for now) Drew Barrymoring and Lindsay Lohaning. Also this keeps you from becoming somewhat irrelevant and untalked about between albums
because whenever there is a lull in the media you’ll probably pop up in Kanye’s most dumb assed moments. I know you’ve got your own star Taylor….I’m just trying to help you keep that optimism America loves about you.
Dear Taylor I think its Time we Reconsidered
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Inspiration
Okay, I know I just put up a post and encourage you to read it, but I had to upload this video as reminder to the haters and disbelievers of the Magic that is Tony Romo. Dallas has a big game coming up on Sunday night against the Eagles, and they need the full suport of all Dallas fans!
This is an old video, and unfortunately it ends in tragedy, but please watch and remember why it is that we all fell in love with the cute, dimpled quarterback from Wisconsin.
Posted in Sports Category | Tags: Dallas Cowboys, Philadelphia Eagles, Tony Romo
Moving On Up!!!
Hot Players of the NFL!!!!
Due to popular demand and searches, I realized that the true appeal of my blog is not so much the stats and plays teams make during games, but rather the pictures of ridiculously hot NFL players. Lets be honest, that was one of the main reason for my interest in the game. It wasn’t until I actually started understanding football that I realized there was more to it than young warriors in skin-tight uniforms, showcasing firm butts and rock-hard thighs. So as a salute to all of ya’ll that follow my blog, here’s a little something to put a smile (or leer) to your face!
(Yo gotta love a man holding a baby, especially if that man is Demarcus Ware, linebacker for the Dallas Cowboys who likes to snack on quarterbacks during his spare time!!!)
Does he look better in or out of his uniform?
Okay, I’ve been wanting to do this for a while, do bear with me! Here is my countdown of the top 5 sexiest quarterbacks in the league:
5. He’s young and he’s hot, both on and off the field. Matty Ice is definitely the guy you take home to meet your parents.

4. Come on, would I really leave out my main man, Tony Romo.

3. Matt Cassel may not have chemistry with his Kansas City teammates, but something tells me he would have no such problem with the rest of us.
He’s the one on the right, in case you were wondering!
2. Tom Brady…. WTF?! I know, but keep in mind that Brady is married to like the sexiest woman in the world and there actually is another quarterback to give Tom a run for his money in the sexy department
1. Mark Sanchez is one of the hottest new quarterbacks in the leaque, and both Jet fans and the female species would agree.
Need I say more…
So that is my list! Do ya’ll agree or disagree; did I leave anyone out? Trust me when I say that on Sundays you will be praising God for completely different reasons. Ciao!!!
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Redemption in Big D!!!!!
Hey guys, sorry it took so long to make a post, but unless I had something constructive to write (instead of rentless rambling and bitching) I wasn’t going to bother posting!
The Cowboys are now 4-2, beating the now also 4-2 Atlanta Falcons 37-21 at home. Oh happy days are here again!!!! In a way Dallas has finally redeemed itself by beating a formidable team(and by formidable I mean a team with a winning record) in a good ‘ole kick-ass fashion. The Falcons were 4-1 coming into the game with Matt Ryan having gone 142 passes without a sack and going down twice all season…. until the Cowboys defense got ahold of him and made him miserable with 4 sacks, two interceptions, and two fumbles. Hehehehe….
Romo, as opposed to Matty Ice, had a pretty damn good game, finishing 21 0f 29 for 311 yards and 3 touchdowns. His biggest play came right at the end of the first half when it was second-and-goal from the 5 and Dallas was out of timeouts. Romo eluded three defenders, popped up and threw a touchdown pass to Crayton that stretched the lead to 17-7 at halftime. Had he taken the sack, time would’ve run out without Dallas getting any points. Now that’s finesse!!!! Oh, and lets not forget those two long runs Romo made that nearly caused me to have a coronary and probably sent Jason Garrett into epileptic seizures! Talk about sending Tom Brady a message, “Hey, look what I can do!”
Another big star for today’s game was Miles Austin (hence the pic at the top). Austin proved his incredible performance in his first career start 2 weeks ago against the Kansas City Chiefs was no fluke by catching six more passes for 171 yards and two long touchdowns today, cementing Dallas’ victory!!! And just in case any of ya’ll want another incentive to watch football, here is Austin up close and personal (pretty sexy with that tan skin and green/hazel eyes)…
(Miles Austin on the far left, no fucking clue on the two guys in the middle, and Demarcus Ware on the far right)
So I’m feeling pretty damn smug after today’s game and look forward to seeing my ‘Boys kick some Seahawk ass next week!!! As I said before, this game proves that Dallas has the talent and capacity to win games that count and make that play-off drive (and post-season victories) that we Dallas fans have been waiting over 13 years for. It’s too early to start uncorking the champaign and singing “We Are the Champions,” but today’s win was one step towards acheiving the dream.
So let’s keep the faith alive and fingers crossed!!!! Ciao!!!
P.S. For you chicks who still aren’t convinced football can be pretty fun, here’s Matt “Matty Ice” Ryan
Trust me when I tell you that the rear view is just as good as the front’s… ; )
Posted in Sports Category | Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Dallas, Dallas Cowboys, defense, Demarcus Ware, fans, fumble, interception, Jason Garrett, Kansas City Chiefs, Matt Ryan, Miles Austin, passes, Patrick Crayton, sack, Seahawk, team, tom brady, Tony Romo, touchdown, yards
College Tips: Mid-Terms and Honesty. (Because Midterms Matter)
I’m Cuckoo for Cowboys!!!
Finally: Tom Brady shirtless!!!
Okay, it is official: The two writers on this blog are Tom Brady crazy! I will write later about actual football and probably not mention Tom Brady at all, but I had to include this picture on the blog. This is for you Daryle!

Giselle is sooooo lucky and his son is so cute!!!!
Keeping the Faith!!!!
OK, as everyone and their dog probably knows by now, the Dallas Cowboys lost their home-opener to the New York Giants… and just in case that wasn’t bad enough, they lost in their brand new $1.12 billion stadium! Talk about pain and humiliation!!!!
Oh, and I do want to make one thing clear for all the Cowboy-haters out there who think it would be so much fun to taunt a Cowboy’s fan right after a Dallas loss. At least have the balls to be out of your car when you start spewing out that shit! I have to say, I didn’t know there were so many New York fans in Waco, but the two pussies I happened to encounter did all their teasing from the security of their moving car!
With that off my chest, I also want to address all the Cowboy fans who won’t stop bitching about what a terrible team we have and how Romo should go. Now, Romo had a shitty game going 13/27, 127 yards, and three interceptions; there is no doubt that he is partly to blame over losing the game, but even then Dallas had a one-point lead with 3:40 left in the fourth quarter. Do we also need to place some blame on the defense, who didn’t even lay a finger on Eli, or the secondary, who couldn’t cover dirt? Yeah, eveyone is partly to blame for the loss… but it was one loss! THIS IS WEEK 2!!!! Chances are, the Cowboys will lose again, because no team will have a perfect season, and anyone who is rational should know this.
We lost 33-31! We were not blown out, but the loss lies more with the mistakes we inflicted on ourselves rather than anything the Giants did. They simply took advantage when a situation was presented. I actually respect the Giants for what they were able to accomplish in 2007 and I think Eli is one hell of a quarterback (I do, however, wish someone would put a muzzle on Brandon Jacobs)… but I am glad that the Cowboys and the Giants will meet again on December 6. I want Eli on his back more often than not, and I want Marc Colombo or Flozell Adams to ram the football down Jacobs’ throat! I want vindication, and I know my team wants it to.
The Dallas Cowboys are my team, and although I am disappointed with the loss, I am not going to write them off. The season will be over when it’s over, and Dallas is still one of the best teams in the NFC. So come on Dallas fans, quit putting down the ‘Boys and actually show some encouragement! WE ARE NOT PHILADELPHIA!!!!! We support our team, we cheer them on, and we should know that anything is possible! After all, isn’t that what makes football so much damn fun!!!
So keep the chins up and show some love for America’s Team!!! Ciao!!!
Posted in Sports Category, Uncategorized | Tags: 'Boys, America's team, balls, blame, blown out, Brandon Jacobs, car, cover, Dallas Cowboys, December 6, defense, disappointed, Eli, fan, Flozell Adams, haters, home-opener, humiliation, lead, lose, loss, Marc Colombo, mistakes, New York Giants, NFC, pain, perfect, Philadelphia, quarter, Romo, season, secondary, stadium, taunt, team, vindication, waco, week 2
The Official Daronline Booklist
I’ve just added a new page that features the Official Daronline Book list, and I was thinking that you might be interested in it. So Click the Daronline Booklist Page to read it
Posted in Uncategorized | Tags: 1984, adult classics, bitch fest, booklist, books you'll enjoy, Dan Bown, daronline, death be not proud, elizabeth wurtzell, Ellen Hopkins, George Orwell intersting, harry potter, hot reads, james frey, Jessica's guide to dating on the darkside, official, Patricia mcCormick, prozac nation, Stephanie Meyer, Teen books, teen paranormal books, twelve years a slave, twilight, youth in revolt


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