Dear Taylor Swift,
I think its time we forgive Kanye for being a huge jackass (you probably already have) and thank him for being dumb and drunk enough to steal your spotlight. I think you’ve benefited from his faux pas because your star has risen, and this keeps you from breaking out with a totally ridiculous scandal. This keeps you from (for now) Drew Barrymoring and Lindsay Lohaning. Also this keeps you from becoming somewhat irrelevant and untalked about between albums
because whenever there is a lull in the media you’ll probably pop up in Kanye’s most dumb assed moments. I know you’ve got your own star Taylor….I’m just trying to help you keep that optimism America loves about you.