This is my page for weird search queries that have somehow made people stumble upon my blog. You know, I just had to do something with all of those weird queries because I didn’t want them to go to waste.
- “smore bella jasper mop”–Well, yes his hair is like a gooey smore and a crappy mop. So, I guess you have a point.
- “I am a gassy farter”–I hope the internet helped you with this particular problem, but we all know its not about the gassy farters as much as the SBD (Silent But Deadly)
- “gay or homosexual-obama-tyson-rudy guliani”–I guess someone should investigate that for you.
- “movies suck red lipstick”–Why yes movies do suck, and I also like red lipstick…but….hmmm…Maybe red lipstick is the cause for the suckiness of movies
- “when you are a freshmen you know nothing”–So obvious…I bet a freshman wrote this LOL
- “tips for my breaking out face”–Its not that this is a stupid query, but why the hell would it bring up my blog?
- “thomas jane kicks”–OMG!!!! LOL!!!, I’d search something like that to see those oiled muscles in action
- “have to pee”–WTF? you don’t need to google to find a restroom near you.
- “sweetened whipping best”
- “blog stadistics”–lol, its not random just badly spelled
- “hair middle part guy”–Cause you know thats specific
- “emotions of college freshman”–Stable?
- “i feel like shit”–Oh google you bring up such related blogs.
- “guys people think are gay”
- “is dropping soap in a dorm shower bad”–Well…hmm what do you think?
- “the twilight movie fog”—OOO foggy
- “college freshman: I feel lost”–Really cause you sound lost
- “diinosaur, clinton”
- “dihearrea jokes”
- “mango,dihearrea”
- “don’t leave hair in the college shower”–Please don’t. Google will help you with that.
- “what is it called when you fall asleep?”–Falling asleep.
- “am I distracting you from your studies”–LOL…yes
- “premed too much science”
- “مايكل جاكسون”–I don’t even know what it means. My blog isn’t written in squiggles.
daronline
mirandatx21
Yes you are distracting me from my studies, and I applaud your blog from the bottom of my studious little heart!
By: surely on October 29, 2008
at 1:33 am
Lol…thanks for the comment. My blog is distracting me from my studies as well. Well, that, and the fact I was already distracted.
By: daronline on October 29, 2008
at 5:05 am